ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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