too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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