ugly people sure do ruin things
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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