why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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