i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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