I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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