just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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