hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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