Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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