can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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