we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
ok first of all what the fuck
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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