mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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