i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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