She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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