Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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