This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it glows. i had to have it.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
did i just pee glitter
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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