Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
