No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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