I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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