Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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