My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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