After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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