what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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