that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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