so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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