Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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