was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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