after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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