yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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