Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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