I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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