We need to start having sex underwater more often.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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