Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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