The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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