Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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