that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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