I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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