oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
