Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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