I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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