Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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