no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
