what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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