sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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