meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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