it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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