did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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