A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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