How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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