I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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