she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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