I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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