I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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