if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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