i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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